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I’m so confused.

My friend told me in an exchange of good & services stylee that he’d teach me to drive if I knit him a pair of mittens, complete with idiot string, naturally.

I have lovely bright pink wool & everything. But... what? Does anyone know anything about knitting? The pattern may as well be written in Swahili! I don’t have a clue what’s going on. Ugh. So difficult.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

That is the last thing we need is another woman driver. :P

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Mamapolo2016 · F

Golly gee. What was that scary bump? Oh, probably my silly scattered little female imagination. Mwahshaz@Degbeme

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Degbeme needs must, DEG. Lol!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake ;)

Mamapolo2016 · F

[youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lB7EYwXv6ZM]

Or ... just drive away.

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SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Mamapolo2016 can’t drive though 😂

Mamapolo2016 · F

@SevenTierCrazyCake Lesson learned. If you arrange a service exchange and you agree to do something you can't actually do - make them go first.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Mamapolo2016 oh, I can do it. I just can’t follow a pattern 😂

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Just wait til the end when you know how to drive...

Then run him over

[i]problem solved[/i]

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Spokeskitties75 crikey. Lol!

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Yes... the whole knitting thing turned very violent here... lol@SevenTierCrazyCake

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Spokeskitties75 it’ll probably make me violent to be fair 😂

SW-User

Take a screenshot of the pattern, message it to me, and I will see if I can interpret it. 😋

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User I’ve searched & searched & I think I’ve found an easier pattern. I’m gonba attempt it first. Then probably come crying for help in no time 😂

SW-User

I can post you a pair if you need to fake it. 😆

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User I’ll try it first 😬

SW-User

Don't tell people about things you don't know. In your case if you are seeking some profit. Get a knitting lesson online.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User this was so dark 😂

SW-User

@SevenTierCrazyCake sorry. 😅

SW-User

nothing is happening, it's all illusion, it's all confusion

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User . . , you’re right 😶

SW-User

😂
K1= knit one
P1= pearl one

Show me the pattern I'll try and help

I can't believe you offer to knit if you don't already know how😊

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SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User I learned to cast on, knit, & purl when I was little. I figured how difficult could it be 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

I think I’ve found an easier pattern though. I’ll give it a whirl sure. What’s the worst that could happen.

SW-User

@SevenTierCrazyCake ah, you'll do ok then👍

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SW-User 🤞

InOtterWords · F

I believe @SW-User knits

SW-User

@InOtterWords I do!

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