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flashywords · 36-40, F
SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M
@flashywords One day flashywords fell in love with a piece of toast...
What she didn't know was that, that piece of toast had an evil twin brother named burnt toast!
Every time flashywords had sex in the bedroom with her piece of toast boyfriend he would always scream "Butter my biscuit!! BUTTER ME SO HARD!!" during toastgasm...
One night when the lights were off and she thought her toasty boyfriend was home from work... She heard the steps of crumbly waddling making it's way to the bed..
She enticed him and got herself ready for the awesome toast sex she was about to have and yelled out "Give it to me toast daddy!!"
Suddenly she felt the hot steamy toast crumbles rubbing all against her body.. She was shouting yes! YES!! Again and again in the throes of her passion for him!! He was having her every which way before the words "Slather me with jelly you whore!!" came out during toastgasm...
Suddenly a light flicked on and there at the bedroom doorway in shock and disbelief was her true lover.. With tears turning his toasty rock hard toast abs body soggy... As he ran out of the house crying... The End.
What she didn't know was that, that piece of toast had an evil twin brother named burnt toast!
Every time flashywords had sex in the bedroom with her piece of toast boyfriend he would always scream "Butter my biscuit!! BUTTER ME SO HARD!!" during toastgasm...
One night when the lights were off and she thought her toasty boyfriend was home from work... She heard the steps of crumbly waddling making it's way to the bed..
She enticed him and got herself ready for the awesome toast sex she was about to have and yelled out "Give it to me toast daddy!!"
Suddenly she felt the hot steamy toast crumbles rubbing all against her body.. She was shouting yes! YES!! Again and again in the throes of her passion for him!! He was having her every which way before the words "Slather me with jelly you whore!!" came out during toastgasm...
Suddenly a light flicked on and there at the bedroom doorway in shock and disbelief was her true lover.. With tears turning his toasty rock hard toast abs body soggy... As he ran out of the house crying... The End.
flashywords · 36-40, F
