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GlitterBug · 22-25, F
You don't understand how important it is that I know.
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GlitterBug · 22-25, F
I definitely do. 🙃 @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@GlitterBug ok fine. Here it is. The truth that only few know! This is a secret that will make the planet shake, and cause the moon to crack.
This knowledge cause religious people to get freaky and curse their gods. Woe to those who hear these words, they will suffer from back spasms and a need to eat Nutella.
This knowledge is so secret, so beyond the ear of the common folk, that some will look at you like you’re an idiot if you ever spoke it aloud.
That devastating knowledge, that dementia causing fact is....
Awww damn...
I forgot 🤦🏽♂️
This knowledge cause religious people to get freaky and curse their gods. Woe to those who hear these words, they will suffer from back spasms and a need to eat Nutella.
This knowledge is so secret, so beyond the ear of the common folk, that some will look at you like you’re an idiot if you ever spoke it aloud.
That devastating knowledge, that dementia causing fact is....
Awww damn...
I forgot 🤦🏽♂️
GlitterBug · 22-25, F
😂 @Temporallube
itsok · 31-35, F
I will trade you one free hat you sold me, for the information.
Temporallube · M
@itsok the last time you gave me a hat 🧢 that had vaseline boy embroidered on it 😠
itsok · 31-35, F
Oh I’m [i]so sorry[/i] that I’m thoughtful and generous 😡@Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@itsok with your generosity, who needs the 1% 🙄
User41 · 36-40, M
Well I need to know.
Temporallube · M
@User41 they are a cross between dolly parton and hilary clinton 🤷🏾♂️
User41 · 36-40, M
Temporallube · M
@User41 😂
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Temporallube · M
@Stereoguy indeed. The balance of the universe and pizza is at stake
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Temporallube · M
@Stereoguy exactly 😔