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Just opened Instagram and already made a few friend 😂

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SW-User

On my FB i just get couples and hookers. I was thinking of inviting them all to huge party .. that i wouldn't attend 😂

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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User [image]
Well, get to it!
He needs new wings!

SW-User

@SW-User 😂

SW-User

@SW-User 😂 People make fun of names like Bill and Bob too much

suchaslife · F

No string attached? Hmmmm.. He sounds very generous! Santa is real
, Good for him lol, stranger things has happened lol. Dont catfish him, what if he was real? I mean, what if? So as Johnolinger would say, would you do him? Lol

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SW-User

@suchaslife Not worth it 😂

suchaslife · F

@SW-User You're probably right lol

suchaslife · F

@Th1nkF1rst Yeah we should ask Johnolinger that lol

DarlingSelah ·

There's so much whoring on instagram now men have figured out they can get attention by pretending to be sugar daddies🤭

SW-User

@DarlingSelah 😂 Too true!

RemovedUsername1005333 · 100+, M

He will make you a sad panda

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SW-User

@SW-User its only the greatest moment in sports entertainment of fake wrestling.

RemovedUsername1005333 · 100+, M

@SW-User What is wrestling?

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@RemovedUsername1005333 Something couples do in bed...

SW-User

Block. 😂

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SW-User

@SW-User Aw here comes my white knight in shining armor 😏

SW-User

@SW-User always and forever. 😏😁

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User 🤔😏🤪

KimWexler · 51-55, F

I could string that bullshit along for days.

SW-User

@KimWexler 😂 All the while getting that dough!!!

SW-User

Stay away from Southerners.

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SW-User

@SW-User Wow fancy👍

SW-User

@SW-User Too fancy lol

SW-User

@SW-User not for you, definitely for me.

BeefySenpie · M

Seems legit

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SW-User

@BeefySenpie Bang or nah?

BeefySenpie · M

@SW-User Yeah, with a backhand slap 😂

SW-User

@BeefySenpie 😂 Now we’re talking!

I only get random Arab followers

SW-User

@jetpack 😂 And do they offer to spoil you?

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User I know (knew) a gal that sexily corresponded only with Muslim Middle Eastern Men and was well spoiled.
She said they were Too Easy though.

SW-User

he's perfect for sw, bring him over

SW-User

@SW-User My thoughts exactly!

SW-User

How could you say no to such a charming smooth talker 😂

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SW-User

@SW-User 😂 I’m sweet but no sugar baby!

SW-User

@SW-User Well now is your chance! 🥳

SW-User

@SW-User I’ll be more than happy to pass it on to some other lucky girl 😂

canusernamebemyusername · M

Hey. He is giving my state a bad name. Actually it sucks anyway:/

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canusernamebemyusername · M

@SW-User My brother has chickens. Not in a bucket though. Lol

SW-User

@canusernamebemyusername 😆 Do they still eat chickens from a bucket?

canusernamebemyusername · M

@SW-User If your order is that big. Lol

SW-User

Ask for a PlayStation 4 and then send it to me.

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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User Such simple tastes!

There are $250K+ Sports Cars out there and you're asking for a PS4!!

OMG!🤦‍♂️

SW-User

@Th1nkF1rst I don't drive.

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User oh!

Okay

abe182 · 46-50, M

No fair!

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abe182 · 46-50, M

@SW-User true... I didn't think that one though all the way

SW-User

@abe182 😂 Stop thinking with your other head!

abe182 · 46-50, M

@SW-User trying 🙄

SW-User

You girls got it so damn easy 😐

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SW-User

@SW-User 🙄 complaining if it’s too easy,complaining if it’s hard..women

SW-User

@SW-User I’m not complaining, just contemplating 😉

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User She prefers it hard!
Easy isn't as fun, but she'll take it!

SW-User

._.

You can't just let this go without trolling him. I know you, Alex 😂

SW-User

@SW-User 😂 Bruh he’s probably rich enough to hire an assassin to kill me!

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

You're Soooo lucky Alex!

All I ever get is Cable TV Upgrade offers!

SW-User

@Th1nkF1rst 😂 Oh no I’m very unlucky

SW-User

😂😂😂

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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

@SW-User 😒🙄😣🤪😟🤮🤢

SW-User

@SW-User 👀

SW-User

@SW-User 😂

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

Sounds like a Winner situation!

I'd accept!

SW-User

@Th1nkF1rst 😂 It’s a hard fish to catch for ya

A class act

SW-User

@Texasgurl 👌 He’s been well taught and educated since childhood

SW-User

Omg

SW-User

@SW-User Haha I blocked the dude

LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M

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Bushmanoz · 56-60, M

omg, sorry Alex, I didn't realise that was you

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SW-User

@Bushmanoz How did you get over 1,000 followers and not a single post was made??

Bushmanoz · 56-60, M

@SW-User cash

SW-User

@Bushmanoz Of course 😂

caccoon · 36-40

Seems like a trustworthy and genuine chap.

SW-User

@caccoon Surely he’ll promise not to sexually abuse me if I don’t comply with his debauchery 😂

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