Do I have the qualities to be a "good" trusted friend or a pest that is clingy, annoying, and repulsive.

@MarkPaul What are you talking about? I didn't say anything??

*looks suspiciously for cameras around my alien-constructed office buried deep beneath the city*

@IAmJess

🧔 How can I help you? *Lights pipe and leans in.*
Me: Um... well, I think I have been talking to myself.
🧔 Have you? *Gently taps pipe on side of IKEA chair.*
Me: Well... I don't know. I was watching a movie last night.
🧔 Go on.
Me: Well, there's this voice who says things to me... who watches me.
🧔 A voice that watches you? *Takes a productive draw on pipe.*
Me: Um...

@MarkPaul Whispers into psychiatrist's hidden ear piece, "Keep him talking doc. I have a team approaching your office now. We need to take him into custody as quietly as possible."

@Miram Ha. You mean there's still time?

@MarkPaul are you planning to leave?

@Miram I have a life-time sentence. I'm not going anywhere.

@MartinTheFirst That's true. But, if you say no, will you take care of it or leave that clean-up to your "trusty assistant?"

@MarkPaul dont be gay mark... i'd not even let you close 😵

@MartinTheFirst LOL. I will take your word for it.