Does anyone have any scissors I can borrow?

I guess, but you'd likely be better off just getting some on your way instead of coming all the way here.

Mae: great minds think alike!!! LOL

Sure ,you need a trim?

Wtf?

Oh sure! *runs with scissors pointed upward in hand* *trips* Oh nooooooooooo!

Scissors Sisters.......EXCELLENT!!
Oh sorry, what was the question?

What do you want scissors for?

You can't run with them.