@wildbill83 hope you're a good shot and dont just piss that bear off haha.
I have never tried bear meat before. So its greasy? does it have a good taste to it at least?

@wildbill83 interesting. I have only ever heard of people using bear meat in slow cooked stews

@Fungirlmmm great answer

@OlderSometimesWiser you're stuck in the woods in this hypothetical question not a small island in the middle of the ocean, so no. Wilson the Volleyball is not a option here sadly

@Torsten I said ask men.

@YourMomsSecretCrush Yeah they don't really specify the circumstances...I mean if it was just a regular brown bear that was well fed and he was just walking around..maybe the bear? But a starving bear or a mother bear and her cubs??? You are dead most likely 100% of the time so at least take your chances with the other guy

@MrBlueGuy anytime you are around a bear even if its well fed, if you startle it, good chance it will retaliate. There is really no safe option here when it comes to being around a bear in its natural habitat, and as you mentioned, if it has cubs and its a mother bear, your chance of survival is near non existent.
But hey, men are so bad, so bear it is haha

@LeopoldBloom no its not relevant at all. You came in here just looking for a argument and attention

@DHggmu there are ways to scare men off also. Its a question basically set to show women have a unrealistic assumption that most men are out to hurt them and a bear would be less likely to do harm.

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@SeaGlass oh good one. Nothing like a gif when you have nothing to come back with

@Torsten

@Matt85 never said it was about me. If i did i would have worded the question in a way obvious to that

@Lostpoet What if it was a time travelling bear trained by the Romans to have sex with humans? (Yes that's a thing they did with animals).

@GeniUs I can kill the bear and eat it so I guess i'll still pick bear.

@JPWhoo never said i am laughing at women. I said i will laugh at anyone who actually would pick the bear..
The women who choose the bear, would never actually choose that if they really did have to make a choice and the outcome was real

@Carissimi i have suffered sexual assault as a child and i dont assume every male is out to harm me due to it and i suffered a lot worse from a few women and guess what? i dont think every woman is out to harm me due to it or when i see a woman, i dont automatically think danger.
This whole "unless you are a woman" cop out, aint really working.

If you look at any man and automatically think danger, well thats on you, but i will just tell you now. Most men are not out to get you

@Torsten Look. You don’t get it. Let’s leave it there.

@Carissimi im just not really understanding where you're coming from. I know women say that all the time with things like this, but no one can really explain it and it have logic to it.

@CrazyMusicLover i asked the question, so yeah i get to say what is irrelevant in it or not. Dont like that, well ask your own question.

Take the woods out of it since you're so obsessed with that part and replace it with being in a room

@Torsten Being stuck in the room makes much more sense and also a clear answer, as bears would most certainly get scared and aggressive in a confined space. So I'd definitely rather be stuck in a room with a man than a bear.

@CrazyMusicLover okay glad there is finally a conclusion to this lol

@hiddenpearl still pretty big. Do you have sun bears ? They are supposed to be pretty shy

@OogieBoogie im shy too

@OogieBoogie i hear drop bears are a menace there though

@hiddenpearl and you're delusional

@Torsten 💁🏻‍♀️

@Collegegirl23 yeah much more of a chance to fight off a man compared to a bear.. but for the sake of the question, you most likely would have been in no danger when the choice of the man was there because most men are not out to hurt women

@Collegegirl23 you think the majority of men dont rape women only cause there are others around?

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@WillieT what protesters?

@GLITTER there is no man in this scenario if you pick the bear and vice versa

@Torsten in which case, bear and this https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/WrXpr7sGQs

yea us pandas would hide from u @Torsten

@WildBill25 its a weirdly popular question being asked lately

@4meAndyou good tip lol

@Melissa501 smart

@Nihiless being alone with a possibility of being ripped to shreds and eaten alive. Sounds fun

@Torsten Indeed better than human BS.

@Nihiless haha okay

@Patriot96 never implied it was a man out to hurt anyone, so there would be no need to even outrun him at all. It would be smart to actually stick together

@LemonWorld why?

@CrystalSkull yeah pretty much. Very dumb question indeed that is seemingly being taken seriously

@CrystalSkull I mean yeah it's true statistically. But like..more people get killed by bee stings than sharks but that's mostly because we aren't where sharks live most of the time

@MrBlueGuy thats exactly correct

@looping the more logical reality would be you would startle that bear and it would completely mess you up.. instead though you could have said a random man and would have the very realistic reality that you would have a companion to help you and both of you get out of that situation alive

@Torsten what can i say? i'm not really a people person.

@looping i get that, neither am i. But honestly would you rather deal with a man or a bear? In this hypothetical question, you have a much higher percentage to come out of that scenario safer when you are with the man, compared to the bear.
I get hating people, but i guess do you hate people that much where being ripped apart by a bear sounds better to you?

@Jexie happens all the time. Women report rape 10 or so years after they said it happened and there has been no evidence. Rape claims are always treated seriously though and women are always treated favorably in law over men.

I can speak on actual personal experience myself with this from when i was in high school and my ex accused me to police that i raped her, despite at the time i was a virgin and most i ever did with a girl was kiss, but it was taken very seriously and it was only dropped when her friend was interviewed by police and she admitted that her friend was lying about it. My ex that same day admitted to that when told about her friend and no she suffered no repercussions over it. I did though cause a lot of people at my school still went on believing i did that shit..
but hey, conspiracies

@Torsten Well, I'm sorry that happened to you.

@Jexie no need to be sorry. Im not saying it to get sympathy or anything. All i am saying is people lie.
that isnt to say a lot of women do not get sexually assaulted, cause im sure a lot do. My issue though is those statistics because they dont take into account false rape claims and just womens word for it.
My other issue is painting most men out to be rapists.